Let me guess.
A good amount of you think that I am a liar.
Oh, not like that. No, I know you all know I’m not a mage. I didn’t lie about me being a hunter, or anything else for that matter.
I mean, you all think that I lie about women. That I don’t attract them in droves.
Well, you’re right, in a sense. I don’t attract women in droves… only the important ones.
See her? For some odd reason, the Queen of the Red dragonflight has a thing for me. She has said “It’s a pleasure to finally meet you, Klinderas. I’ve known you since before you were born.”
You know what that means? She had the hawts for me since I was an idea. Top that, I dare you.
In addition, she’s always honoured to be in my presence.
Is she stalking me? Now I’m creeped out…
Not to mention the weird dangly jewel on her chin. What’s up with that? It’s like an epic sized chin piercing with +50 to weird.
Okay, she stalked me. That doesn’t really count, as I had an unfair advantage. Don’t worry though: I have a real challenge for you all.
Despite the smell, and the undead horse, Sylvanas is not to be taken lightly.
She, everyone, is the best looking undead there is.
Look at me, standing right next to her. She didn’t even move! She started talking to me, we had a great chat about her dying and everything, and I tried to explain why I was there… something about taking her city back. Singlehandedly. Which even Saurfang couldn’t do.
She obviously liked me alot as she sang for me afterwards.
So, now It seems I have swooned Sylvanas, the Banshee Queen. So we fought and all, side by side and everything.
We really forged a relationship, you know?
So, at the end of the ordeal, once I had killed Varimathras for her, and almost killed Varian Wrynn(Jaina, another one of my admirer’s, stopped me), I decided that her one wish was to be with me.
So, I, the great elf I am, granted her wish.
She must have lost my mailing address though, as I haven’t received any mail.
Well, her loss.