Colemand! Colemand! Wake up! We have guests!
What do you mean, “it’s not clean enough?” Too bad! They’re here anyway?
No, you’re not allowed to eat them.
For the last time, we fired the damn maid! It doesn’t matter! They’re here!
Hello everyone, and thanks for stopping by! You’re mostly all here from WoWInsider, yes? Well, that’s spectacular! Welcome to Slow Wolf! I’m Klinderas, you can call me Klin, and I write the blog. If you have any questions, be sure to send any to me by e-mail or comments. You can find out where to e-mail me at the “Contact me!” page at the top, under the banner.
If you’re looking for more guides, Creature Features in particular, you can find them under the “Guides” page. Not hard for anyone, I’d imagine.
In any case, make yourselves at home! Enjoy the scenery, and when you’re finished, be sure to make a note on how to get back here. We have plenty of things to talk about here.