When you walk down the street.
On Garbage day.
Look to your left.
… are there garbage men?
Watch out for the garbage men, for the smell doesn’t even affect their sinister abilities… to woo any person they so desire to woo.
Do you want to blush at a man who handles your detritus?
I think not. I think not. Not unless they have a shower first, but even then.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the dangers…
… of Flirting Garbage Men.
Don’t worry, Mrs. Klin already knows. She’ll be fine.