Teaser Post: True Facts about the Rocco

You have wanted.

You have waited.

You have wasted a lot of time doing the above. Right?

And now, for the first time since… ever… comes a teaser to a video by leaking a chunk of the script! ‘CAUSE THAT’S HOW HOLLYWOOD DON’T.

This time we explore…

True Facts about the Rocco


by pixelhat

Rocco works in law enforcement. He was at the top of his game until a corrupt congress-person forced Rocco to quit the force… permanently. This is a euphemism, a word meaning here that what I just said means something it doesn’t normally mean; in this case, instead of saying they tried to make Rocco retire from the force permanently, it means that they framed Rocco and tried to kill him… permanently. Naturally, Rocco did not take this kippin’ on his back like his Norwegian Blue cousins, and kicked the congress-person in the face with his huge muscled energy legs and said, “screw you, Mother *^$#%!@* I’m joining the Awesomenauts.” This is a lot like being kicked off the B-Team, kicking the leader of the B-Team in the balls, and then Joining the A-Team with Murdoch and Mr.T; except Murdock is a whisky drinking, bucket spitting, yeeehaawing horror and Mr.T forgot to wear pants to cover his stars and stripes thong that morning.


Watch the Full Video coming to the SlowWolf YouTube channel, coming soon!! Now with 10000000% more dick jokes!

Also, yes, this does mean I’m reopening the blog. No, it’s not WoW related. It’s going to be video games specific, and related to my channel. If WoW pops back up on here, it’s because I am weak and have given up on real life. Or because I really miss WoW, but I don’t have that kind of money.