1. Seriously? Scissors? What are we, Cutman? Well, cutWOman. But still! SCISSORS!?
2. Okay wow. She can do a lot of damage. For scissors, that’s really impressive.
3. Wait, is that an oculus rift? Why is she wearing that?
4. Oh that’s why. That’s creepy yo.
5. Wow she’s quite the uh… Sexy badass. Emphasis on the sexy. Like, stockings and no pants with a completely impractical loin cloth and killer legs.
6. At least she’s easy on the eyes… For a psycho barber.
7. Holy shit it’s the demon barber of Seville! But sexy.
8. Heh, she can do a barrel roll. Hehe.
9. She looks a lot like Dark Lady from HoN.
10. Hot DAMN she does a lot of damage. Like wooooow.
11. I think I like her.